I’ve just added commenting to the site. Appropriately enough, my first post on this blog was one year ago tomorrow.
So to get the whole commenting thing started, here is a list of actresses that I think are not attractive, seemingly in disagreement with most of America.
Pamela Anderson: Maybe it’s because I’m not a rock star, but I just don’t find her attractive. She’s very fake, but that seems to be what she’s going for.
Catherine Zeta Jones: I’m not sure what it is about her that bothers me. I watch movies with her in it, and I see her and think “she looks like she should be attractive, but she’s not.” Maybe you agree with me and know just how to say it? It’s like her body doesn’t match her face. Like she’s supposed to be kind of chubby but she’s not, and it looks unnatural. But not in an anorexic kind of way, it’s something else.
Katie Holmes: I suspect that this will be the most contested member of this list. It’s something about her face. It reminds me of Steven Tyler somehow, and I think that is what I dislike.
Alyssa Milano: Of the three sisters on Charmed, I call her “the ugly one.” The other two are “the cute one” and “the red head”. She looks like she’s unpretty and they do their best with makeup but continue to give her that ugly short haircut. If it weren’t for the hair maybe she wouldn’t be on this list.
Angelina Jolie: I don’t think I know anyone who’s ever said that Angelina Jolie is hot, and yet she gets media attention as if she is. I don’t get it. She just looks very... butch. I’m not even going to comment on the lips. She looks “dirrty,” as it were, but I guess “pretty” isn’t really her thing. Which would be fine, except that TV tries to convince me that she is hot.
Well that’s my list. Start telling me how right or wrong I am. Let’s get this comment thing going!
November 15, 2:07 pm
Katie Holmes is ugly! Finally, someone else thinks so too.
November 15, 8:15 pm
Hi Kip! First of all, let me say that I really enjoy reading your blog. However, although I agree with most of your comments, I definitely disagree with the one about Katie Holmes. Katie Holmes is my favorite actress, and even though I’m a woman, I find her to be a timeless beauty. She is naturally beautiful and has such a sweet demeanor. How can anyone find her unattractive?
November 16, 11:48 am
I agree with most of ‘em... but Katie Holmes is pretty!
November 16, 4:59 pm
I totally agree with all of them, esspecially about Cathrine Zeta-Jones, and Katie Holmes.
November 17, 2:39 pm
Eh, I see why people would like Angelina. She’s got a mysterious kind of “bad-girl” sort of sexiness to her. But yeah, Pamela Anderson isn’t attractive at all. She looks like she has blimps stuck to her chest.
November 17, 2:40 pm
She loves you yeah, yeah, yeah!
November 19, 5:03 pm
I think Catherine Zeta-Jones is pretty -but she looks different each time I see her. I saw her on a magazine cover once and I did’t even reconize her! I think when we see these women in a role, we assoicate that character to that real person - and that affects how we look at them. Like Katie Holmes who played such a sweet young girl - is she really that sweet at home? I think that if we saw a picture of each of them and we had never seen them before, we would find them all to be attractive. Well- maybe not Pamela Anderson, but then again I never did care for her so maybe that is affecting what I think of her looks. What is pretty - anyway? Forrest Gump would say that “Pretty is as Pretty does!” and if that is true - I know alot of pretty people.