I saw Sin City over the weekend, and I know the movie came out over nine months ago, but I’m going to review it anyway. And you’re going to sit there and read it, because you’re the one with nothing better to do but read someone’s blog that you just have on your buddy list because you talked to him once like seven years ago to ask for help on a math problem or something. Don’t you have some kind of job or homework to work on now?
Getting back on topic: This movie was hilarious! I think the funniest part was the way Frodo was killed. That was ridiculously funny! I was laughing for like five minutes after that. And then the immortal Bruce Willis, who got shot like fifty times without dying. What was up with that? Oh and when he (literally) punched the yellow guy’s face in, that was really funny too. And when the lesbian parole officer looks at her (missing) hand and is like “HE MADE ME WATCH!!!!!”.. I found that funny.
So anyway, I kinda liked this movie in an I-don’t-really-need-to-see-it-ever-again kind of way. I liked the really artistic approach to the film, it really did feel like I was watching a comic book. If you’re not going to be grossed out/offended by violence that competes with Mortal Kombat for the Most Over The Top award, it’s worth checking out. The movie has also been accused of being violent toward women (at least, I heard some dude on the radio complaining about that once), but there were lots of guys castrated in this movie, and the hookers weren’t exactly defenseless victims, so I don’t really see what the big deal is.
I also liked how the younger Gilmore Girl, even when she plays a prostitute, is incapable of not being incredibly cute. I think she wins the Cutest Hooker Ever award.
January 16, 10:55 am
It looks just like how Frank Miller drew it, which is awesome. I’m glad they stuck to that same aesthetic feel that the graphic novels have. Anyway, Alexis’ eyes were mazing in that movie though...not that they aren’t anyway, but especially so in Sin City. Sooooo awesome.
January 16, 11:13 am
You totally have an eye fetish. Some day the police are going to raid your house and you’re going to have like a basement full of eyes and they’re gonna be like “do you know anything about these” and you’ll be all “I got them off Ebay?” and they’ll be like “Yeah right, pal. You’re under arrest.” LOL!!11`~``!!1!!111!!!
January 16, 12:29 pm
That’s not funny to joke about. You know those are totally the most amazing eyes ever. You’re just jealous of her eyes. You wanna have like ten thousand of her eye babies.