Dane Cook has a stand-up routine where he addresses the misconception that all men care about is sex. As counter-example, he points out that every man in the world would like to be a part of a heist, running down main street with a machine gun yelling “Where’s the van?? The van was supposed to be here!!” Even more than that, he says, every man wants to have a monkey.
This is all good, but there are other things that should be added to the list. In particular would be to have someone break into your house, and then defend yourself with awesome ninja skillz. (I heard in a movie once that girls like guys with skillz). For that reason, I name Damian Fernandez, who waited in his bedroom for an intruder to enter and then stabbed him in the chest with a ninja sword, the coolest fifteen-year-old ever.
Note: you can follow this link to listen to the Dane Cook bit I mentioned. But that link is not in any way an endorsement of the extremely not-funny-or-interesting Halo machinima.
June 18, 6:11 pm
I don’t think the kid actually stabbed the guy in the chest. Joystiq’s just being overly dramatic.
June 18, 10:35 pm
You and your facts... always ruining my posts...