What you are reading right now is the official announcement that the shrimp-shaped person pictured below is looking forward to meeting all of you, sometime around March 19th.
That is all.
Update: Additional information can be found on my follow-up post.
August 16, 9:57 pm
CONGRATULATIONS!!! I’m sure you two will be wonderful parents!!
August 17, 9:07 am
I like how it’s labeled “BABY”, heh.
August 17, 11:07 am
I should have asked the lady if she could print one out that said “velociraptor”. That would have been funny.
August 17, 11:18 am
Congratulations!