Written by Kip on Monday, December 6, 2010 at 11:16 pm (EST) Tagged as: educationalparenting
Over Thanksgiving weekend I had the opportunity to learn two new parenting tips. First: if kids want you to read them a story and you don’t have a book handy, just make one up. Second: kids have no idea when you’re plagiarizing.
I shared a story with Emma and her cousins that went something like this:
Once upon a time there were three astronauts who wanted to go to the moon. But when they went to the doctor, he told one of them “you can’t go to the moon because you’re getting sick!” And he said “no way!” but it didn’t matter, so they had to get another guy to go to the moon with them. Then when they got halfway to the moon part of their ship blew up and they were like “oh no!” and they got on the phone and said “Houston we have a problem.”
It’s been a few months since I posted some video of the kids, but that’s all about to change! Here’s a video of Emma making Grayson laugh. It reminds me a lot of the video of Emma laughing while playing football, although Emma was three months older in that video that Grayson is in this one. In any case, I think you’d be hard-pressed not to smile during either. You’ll also notice that Emma feels the need to say “jump jump jump jump” while she is jumping. In case you weren’t aware that is what she was doing. :)
So below I’ve reproduced the original high-res image from xkcd in a zoomable format. I split the map for X and the map for O into two separate graphs. At any given zoom level, the optimal move is in red, then wherever your opponent goes you would zoom in on that space and it would show you the optimal move again. It’s pretty simple. It should be noted that it’s not very hard to ensure you never lose at tic-tac-toe. The only way to win is to play someone who doesn’t realize this and wait for them to make a mistake.
1Am I the only one that pronounces that “zaxid”? Probably!
I just celebrated my thirtieth Christmas1, which turned out to be my first white Christmas. It was quite magical—it started snowing around 9:30 am on Christmas day, while we were in the middle of opening presents, and it didn’t let up until about noon the next day. It snowed continuously and consistently, but never very hard, which created the softest snow I can remember. I’m sure it would make for great skiing.2 With the exception of not getting to see some of my relatives because of the weather, I’d rate this as one of the best Christmases of my life.
An interesting thing that happened is that my youngest brother, Jake, got the same present for Christmas this year that my other brother and I received for Christmas when he was about four weeks old: an NES. Well, technically, it is an NES-compatible device, that plays all the old NES cartridges.3 We had lots of fun playing the old games—I think we put in a good six hours over two days playing two-player Dr. Mario. We’re a lot more evenly matched in skill now than we were as kids, which makes it a lot more fun. We also broke out Duck Hunt, and Jake taught Emma how to play. Here, watch a video of it (and you might notice the snowfall outside too):
It’s really a testament to how timeless Nintendo’s old games are.
1I’m not thirty yet, but I was zero years old for my first Christmas, which makes me twenty-nine years old on my thirtieth Christmas. 2Or do you want icier, packed snow for skiing? I’ve only been skiing a handful of times, I really don’t know... 3Apparently there was nothing wrong with the game cartridges, but the connector on the NES itself is what was made very cheaply and over time it wouldn’t connect with the cartridges completely. This lead to many notorious NES superstitions that didn’t really work—most famously blowing into the cartridges.
December 7, 12:47 am
I think you may just be the next Chechkov. The only question I have (and I’m sure you’ll put it in the sequel) is, did the cops catch the bad guy?