Posts tagged “awesome”
Kip High-resolution panoramas

First, I uploaded a bunch of pictures from New Bern, where we spent Labor Day weekend with the in-laws.

Second, I’ve had the opportunity at work to play with Seadragon, a plugin-free library for displaying very high resolution images. It works just like Google Maps, only sexier. (Check out the example on the page I just linked too—zoom in on the top-left-most set of pictures in the big picture.) As I mentioned before, I’ve been using Microsoft Research Image Composite Editor to stitch panoramas together lately, and it has the ability to export images as tile sets. I decided to try it out, and the results are below.

First, I gave it some images of Hawai’i Volcanoes National Park that I took on my honeymoon. It does a much better job of stitching the pictures together than Photoshop did five years ago (see the old version for comparison). It somehow adjusts the brightness of each image based so that you don’t get some parts of the image darker or brighter than the others (even if you took every image in auto mode). You might also note that there are two Stephanies in this picture—she moved between pictures. This one is 24.0 megapixels:

Next up is a 103.7 megapixel panorama of Oak Island, NC, which I took at the beach in June:

And lastly, I have a 138.1 megapixel image of the Tryon Palace gardens in New Bern, NC, which I took last weekend:

Kip A Turing Test

I think I just participated in a Turing test.  I had a problem ordering a new cell phone from Sprint, so I did an online chat with a customer service representative.  They said they would e-mail me a transcript, but they haven’t yet.  Since the chat was in a Flash object, I couldn’t select the text to copy and paste it, so I just combined two screenshots, and added some annotations.1

annotated chat transcript

1 I suppose I could have used OCR to get it into text format, but I didn’t feel like it.
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Kip Tonight’s Lost was great

I don’t know about you guys, but I thought tonight’s Lost was excellent.

Foot of four-toed statue

In the interest of those of you who haven’t seen it yet or are waiting for DVDs... that is all.

Kip Close Range

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time:

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/hot_new_video_game_consists

It’s a satirical news story from The Onion, about a video game called “Close Range.”  I would summarize it more, but I think it’ll be funnier for you if I don’t.

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Kip Pandora.com

I recently discovered Pandora.com.  Basically, it’s internet radio.  You put in some bands or songs that you like as seeds to your “stations”, then it plays stuff it thinks you’ll like based on those seeds.  As it plays songs, you can give them a “thumbs up” or “thumbs down” to let it know further what your tastes are.  And it’s all free and legal and the only ads are on-screen ads (i.e. no audio ads that you have to listen to).

I was skeptical at first, but I’ve been using it for a while and I’ve been surprised at the number of times it has presented me with a song from a band I’ve never heard of but which I actually liked.  For someone who hasn’t purchased a CD (or acquired new music in any form, really) in something like three years, this is a pretty great way to find something new to listen to.  And it’s much better than real radio.

(I’m going to start ranting now.)

I really don’t understand why radio stations insist on playing the same twenty or thirty songs over and over again.  With the internet being around, music distribution is so much different than it was even ten years ago.  The industry can support so many more bands, because music can be recorded, produced, and distributed digitally at a fraction of what it used to cost.  It seems like a radio station could easily fill a 5-hour rotation with only music recorded in the last year that is decent that fits the station’s genre, without repeating any songs.  Not that I have anything against music that is more than a year old; I’m just saying there is lots of music being made all the time which is at least decent, so I don’t see why I have to hear crappy Nickelback or Papa Roach songs every time I turn on the radio in my car.

Seriously, who really wants to listen to Chad Kroeger sing about his sex life?

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Kip Guitar Hero-playing robot

This is awesome.

That is all.

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Kip Self-playing Super Mario World level

If you haven’t seen something like it before, this is pretty cool.  It is a hacked Super Mario World level that can be completed without touching the controller.  As far as I can tell, it uses only elements which were already in the game (except it looks like they modified Yoshi egg blocks so that Mario automatically jumps when he hits one).  This one is a really impressive one because it is like 11 minutes long and choreographed with anime music.  Enjoy.

Kip Stuff White People Like

A hilarious blog I discovered a few months ago is Stuff White People Like.  I’ve been meaning to mention it here for a while, but a good post last week, entitled Being Offended, reminded me I needed to share.  Here is an excerpt:

Naturally, white people do not get offended by statements directed at white people.  ...  As a rule, white people strongly prefer to get offended on behalf of other people.

Another good one is Knowing What’s Best For Poor People:

It is a poorly guarded secret that, deep down, white people believe if given money and education that all poor people would be EXACTLY like them. In fact, the only reason that poor people make the choices they do is because they have not been given the means to make the right choices and care about the right things.

Those are two of my favorites.  Some other good ones to read are Study Abroad, Music Piracy, Organic Food, Hating Corporations, Religions that their parents don’t belong to, and Grammar.

And for a great cross-section of the kinds of idiots that reside on the internets, try to read some of the comments!  (I say “try to” because very few people will actually succeed.)

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Kip Lunar eclipse of aught-eight

Lunar eclipse, 45 minutes prior to totalityAs you probably know, there was a total lunar eclipse last night, visible from most of the continental United States.  I tried my hand at photographing this event, and I think I got reasonably decent results, given my lack of a telephoto lens.  I used a tripod and the delayed-shot feature on my camera1.  I got half a dozen photos out of the event, which you can find on our photos page.  You can also see in all the pictures Saturn (down and to the left of the moon) and the star Regulus (above and slightly to the left).

While I was looking for information on the eclipse yesterday, I found NASA’s solar eclipse website, which has maps of every solar eclipse from 2000 BC to 3000 AD, in 20-year blocks.  It looks like I only get three chances to see a solar eclipse in my lifetime, assuming 1) I live in this general area of nation for my whole life; 2) I don’t want to travel more than 3-4 hours to see one; and 3) I live to be at least 96 years old.  There was a partial solar eclipse on May 30, 1984 which passed right over my hometown, but I guess I was too two to care at the time.  (See the map of 1981-2000 eclipses.2)  However, on Monday, August 21, 2017, a total solar eclipse will pass by very close to where I currently live.  I’m thinking on that day I’ll take the day off work and head out to somewhere in the western North Carolina mountains to see the eclipse.  If anyone wants to join me then go ahead and mark your calendars.

Path of August 21, 2017 total solar eclipse

The third opportunity for me to see an eclipse will be May 11, 2078.  I will be 96.5 years old then, so I’m not sure if I’ll still care (assuming, of course, that I’m still alive, which is statistically improbable).

One last thing that I couldn’t think of a way to segue into: there is an interesting story about how Christopher Columbus used a lunar eclipse to save his life.  Proof once again that sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

1 That was a tip from someone I work with for getting clearer pictures out of a mediocre camera.  With a delayed shot you don’t have to worry about the camera shaking, because you won’t even be holding the camera during the exposure.
2 I seem to recall an eclipse happening when I was in middle school.  I know it didn’t get dark or anything, but I think it got a little bit dimmer outside.  This must have been the May 10, 1994 partial solar eclipse, although the path of the eclipse was several hundred miles from North Carolina.
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Kip Evangelizing The King of Kong

The King of Kong: A Fistful of QuartersI had to devote a small part of my blog to spreading the word about The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters.  I wouldn’t be doing this except for the fact that you probably haven’t heard of it.  It’s a movie about Steve Weibe’s efforts to beat “Gamer of the Century” Billy Mitchell’s 1982 world record Donkey Kong high score, and the efforts of Billy and his posse to stop him.  It’s a documentary, but it’s still really entertaining and hilarious.  I won’t spend time repeating things you could read on various other sites.  I’ll just suggest that you go see it if you can find a theater that’s showing it (you currently only have two options in North Carolina...).  Failing that, save it in your Netflix/Blockbuster queue so that you can watch it whenever it comes out on DVD.

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